Diddy Wishes He Could Roll Like Obama

What, you ain't know?! Obama rolls deep: 

• Air Force 1 has a gym on board (Boy quit playing because nobody's that serious about working out); 
• His limo is called The Beast and it is equipped with a tear gas cannon, a night-vision camera and oxygen tank (Yeah but his rims don't spin!); 
• The Beast is made from steel plating that can protect against bullets, chemical attack, and missile strikes (So he's not expecting to be carjacked by Pookie and 'nem?); and
• He travels with AB-type blood at all times in case of an emergency transfusion (Yep, cause you just can't get that at the local bodega or 7 Eleven). 

In case you hadn't already heard, President Obama and First Lady Michelle took their first presidential trip abroad yesterday.